So, Brian and I decided to take her out and keep her away from any other dogs (people aren't the danger). We put on her pretty pink collar and grabbed the matching pink leash that we so lovingly bought and off we go. C'mon, Hadley, let's go for a walk. Hadley? Hadley!
We gave the slightest tug on the leash and down she went. All four paws splayed out on the ground. Splat. Look, Hadley - chicken! Splat. Look, Hadley - cheese! Splat. The only way to move her would be to drag her by her delicate little neck. Damn.
Brian went out and bought her a body harness. Pink, to match her leash :)